I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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