Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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