Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
