My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Randomize
