Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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