idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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