Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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