No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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