so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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