I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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