Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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