I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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