Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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