It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I'm passing your future prison.
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.