If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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