you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize