Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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