You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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