Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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