do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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