I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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