he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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