Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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