it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
