How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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