My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have aggressive nipples.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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