what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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