At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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