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wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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