Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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