I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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