Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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