She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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