you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
