I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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