Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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