She announced her abortion via fbk
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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