I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
