you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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