i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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