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what?
penguin condom
This girl is more easily done than said...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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