only if we run a train.
done.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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