Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp