I wish I could punch you in the face.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Be still, my beating vagina.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..