I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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