Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I think people are normalizing furries
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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