I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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