I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
we should paint friendship bongs
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