So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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