hell yes lets make some ravioli
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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