no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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