OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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