I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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