the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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