hell yes lets make some ravioli
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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