Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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